Buy Now, Survive Later!
Now is the time to acquire market share!

Change the Channel
Finally, some good advice - alive in the wild!

A Thousand Dollars
Advice is worth what you pay for it.

Ducking Accountability
There's a reason why Marketing people aren't accountable for sales.

Platforming Newsletters
Narcissisism as a source of revenue.

Charity Begins at Home
Try to be nice, and see what happens.